Chase and I got matching pastel ice cream

Chase and I got matching pastel ice cream


 - Seeing Foxy but its only 12 a.m
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siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)


(Source: zwampert)


dashingyounghero:

hipsterinatardis:

Don’t leak nudes

Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN

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(Source: folkdad)


yeahmanidk:

jackedoff:

poop is touching u on the inside rightnow

Why would you even think of this I just


osynileg:

its easier to say “they” instead of “she/he” when you’re not sure about someone’s gender so stop acting like everyone is making your life complicated

(Source: cyberwaifu)


iguanamouth:

wow

squided:

It’s almost fall you know that means we will all be needing some

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